/* © Written by cwdjrxyz@yahoo.com in 2002 and greatly revised in May 2003. */
/* The messages are selected at random, and you can use as many as you like. The array must be exactly as shown. Any missing or additional commas or single quotes or any line returns or enters before the array is complete likely will cause severe problems or kill the whole script. */
var pun = new Array('You need to change your underwear.','Do you use underarm deodorant?','Your feet stink.','Does your mother sell fish?','If toe jam had value, you would be rich.','What is that crawling in your hair?','May a gay lamprey eel move into your pool.','Do you use lard for hair dressing?','Can you not afford a real computer?','You need a bath.') ;